May 21, 2010
Glenn Beck has a nutty new magazine…and it has comedy and satire…welcome to the future of print media kids…its not a pretty sight. And now a message from Glenn Beck… Fusion is not the weekly standard, and it may not be for everyone… If you were going to start a whole new division of a business you would probably conduct extensive research and product testing with surveys and focus groups, which would take many months. You’d hire analysts to dissect the market to find out if there was a need for your new product and only when that was all done would you actually start to develop and test it. Great! Now we know what you would do. We, on the other hand, noticed one day in an airport that there really weren’t any smart and funny magazines. So we wrote one. No testing, no research and not a single focus group. Each issue, subscribers to Fusion can expect to get the latest perspective on what is happening in our world, coupled with my personal thoughts as ‘work in progress’ as well as cutting edge comedy and satire. Believe us, this magazine is not the weekly standard and it may not be for everyone, but because we know that, those that do enjoy it are going to LOVE IT. It is our sincere hope that you are one of those people. This kid hopes you are NOT one of those people! Ain’t life grand?!

Glenn Beck has a nutty new magazine…and it has comedy and satire…welcome to the future of print media kids…its not a pretty sight.

And now a message from Glenn Beck…

Fusion is not the weekly standard, and it may not be for everyone…

If you were going to start a whole new division of a business you would probably conduct extensive research and product testing with surveys and focus groups, which would take many months. You’d hire analysts to dissect the market to find out if there was a need for your new product and only when that was all done would you actually start to develop and test it. Great! Now we know what you would do.

We, on the other hand, noticed one day in an airport that there really weren’t any smart and funny magazines. So we wrote one. No testing, no research and not a single focus group.

Each issue, subscribers to Fusion can expect to get the latest perspective on what is happening in our world, coupled with my personal thoughts as ‘work in progress’ as well as cutting edge comedy and satire. Believe us, this magazine is not the weekly standard and it may not be for everyone, but because we know that, those that do enjoy it are going to LOVE IT. It is our sincere hope that you are one of those people.

This kid hopes you are NOT one of those people! Ain’t life grand?!

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